I purchased four (4) Francis Bacon postcards today
at The Metropolitan Museum of Art

The total of the purchase was $5.86
I gave the cashier $11.01
She said to me "You gave me eleven dollars"
I said "Yes, you'll see what happens."
She gave me a five-dollar bill, a dime, and nickel as change.

Why are cashiers stupid?

I'd rather have a five dollar bill, a dime, and a nickel
then four dollar bills, a dime, and 4 pennies.

Again,
Why are cashiers stupid?


© 2009 David Greg Harth
09.07.10.10:28:00@1000FifthAveNYC